I cried more when my cat died than when my grandfather died. I have used at least a dozen different names in bars, with half as many accents. I am lazy and I enjoy it. I reached the height of my potential before I hit eighteen. I stolen friend's bike and helped him look for it. I always keep a fully inflated football in my closet, and I never ever use it. I won't give you a dollar but I will buy myself a slice of pizza (I had salad for dinner so it's OK). I live in a bubble and I not only don't mind it, I prefer it. I ignored my Spanish teacher for two weeks so I could learn to flip a pen over my thumb. I have never worn ladies' underwear but I probably will, probably on not a bet. If I could choose my own death I would choose to be thrown into a huge chasm and explode into blue electricity, just like Emperor Palpatine. And that's really all you have to know about me.
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