People to Be Friends With

Hello. I am new to the area and am looking for people to be friends with. Must be interested in some (hopefully all!) of the following:

Sports
Sailing
Dogs (not cats)
Some cats are OK though
Baking
Meat pies (store-bought)
General ideas
That feeling you get where you wake up and you think you're late and then you realize it's the weekend and you have nowhere to be
Murder
Family & friends (haha but not necessarily in that order!)
Laughing
Giggling
Chortling
Guffaws
Golf laws
McGruff, the dog who fights crime
The top of the lungs
Peanut butter and jammy sammiches
That feeling you get where you climax
Seasons
Wind
Asking someone for help right after they asked you for help (or during)
Having just the best time
Traveling
Portents
Jade monkeys
Poplar grammar
Ketchup & mustard gas
Skis
That feeling you get all the time