Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Clap Clap

When did clapping with songs become a thing? Now everybody thinks they should clap with a song. Thinks they can clap with a song. But the average person has very little rhythm and very little patience. The two things needed to clap with a song and most people don't got 'em.

So you're in a crowd, and people get this notion in their heads. And they start, groups of them, and soon most of them have the same terrible idea. And it's a mess, it's not together, and I don't know how musicians deal with it. And the worst, the worst part of all, is that everyone loses interest. They just give up. You get twenty seconds of terrible clapping and then everyone is done. Me? I clap through the whole thing. And I'm the jackass.

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