"Birds are very strange. The way they stand is very strange. Have you ever watched them walk? It's weird.
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Birds also can't control their sphincters. That makes them as light as possible. That's why they shit on everyone from the sky. I don't think they're going to want shoes.
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I'm not paying for that. I will cut your funding.
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It's not that I don't like birds. I'm opposed to shoes for birds. Those are two entirely different things.
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No, I haven't read 'The Lorax' in a long time. And I've never watched the movie. Maybe I'll do that tonight.
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Oh. Well, maybe I'll watch a different movie then. That sucks. I like 'The Lorax.'
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Sure.
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Hi, Kevin!
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Oh. You got me. Your Kevin voice is pretty good."
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Oh. You got me. Your Kevin voice is pretty good."
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