Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Two Masters

Two zen masters sat on a couch watching television. The captions were on, as they were both hard of hearing. There was an advertisement about breakfast cereal. The caption mistakenly read, "Whole Grin Rats." One zen master said to the other, "What do you think that means?" The other pointed to the television set, just as the commercial changed. "Just answer the damn question," said the first.

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