Monday, October 27, 2014

Real McDonald's

"I love this Monopoly game."

"Sure."

"The prizes, you know?"

"You're just looking for excuses to go to McDonald's."

"I mean whatever."

"If you could eat there every day you would."

"So? I just love this game though."

"Sure."

"It's like a slightly more realistic lottery."

"Pff, barely."

"Barely is something. Barely is real."

"The grand prize isn't even that much."

"A million dollars isn't that much?"

"Not really. Not today."

"Well it's more than I have. What would you do with a million dollars?"

"Get revenge."

"...you gonna eat that nugget?"

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