This is a Test

THIS IS A TEST FROM THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM. IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO FOLLOW.

You are not alive. Not in any real sense, any sense that matters. Every person is alone and wandering, every person wakes up not knowing they are already asleep. You are one of these people. Knowing this will not—and, more important, CANNOT—change the course of anything. Not the course of you. Or him. Or her. Or anyone.

We repeat: You are not alive.

THIS HAS BEEN A TEST FROM THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM. IF THIS HAD BEEN AN ACTUAL EMERGENCY YOU WOULD BE FUCKED.