I laughed so hard I fell down and scraped my knee and it started bleeding and I winced in pain and fell back on my ass onto a small piece of a broken bottle that lodged itself in me but I didn't realize it was there until I got home and took a shower and heard the small tink and turned around to see it sitting in a shallow pool of hot running water turned pink by the faint flow of my own blood. I can't even remember the joke.
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