You asked if I liked breakfast all day. You phrased it as such: "Breakfast all day???"
I said yes. Cereal in the morning, eggs in the evening, pancakes in the afternoon. There wasn't a sweet or savory option that wasn't known to me, not a doughnut I wouldn't try, a bacon slab I wouldn't wrap around something. Coffee? Another cup, please. Orange juice? Extra pulp. In fact, bring me a glass of pulp. As Bart Simpson once asked, "You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup, Homeboy?" Yes, I am.
You said that was weird. It was the last I heard from you. And so I add chocolate chips to the batter.
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