Friday, May 13, 2016

Last Meal

Steak, steak sauce
Mashed potatoes, butter
Fried shrimp with cocktail sauce and fresh lemon
Two lobster tails, more butter (melted)
One cheese pizza
One meat pizza
One veggie pizza
One dozen bacon-wrapped dates
One dozen bacon-wrapped breakfast sausages
One pound bacon cooked not too much (floppy but firm)
Double cheeseburger with everything (cooked medium rare)
Extra large McDonald's fries, ketchup
Sausage, egg, and cheese McGriddle for good measure
Three large buttermilk pancakes
Blueberries, strawberries, blackberries, chocolate chips, fresh whipped cream
Also Cool Whip
Also Arby's curly fries
Cheesesteak (steak, grilled onions, provolone, plenty of ketchup)
Just bring a whole bottle of ketchup and that should cover all the ketchup needs
Two fried chicken breasts/thighs/legs/wings
Wendy's spicy chicken nuggets (however many you can get)
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich (extra crunchy Jif, strawberry [preserves if possible])
Spaghetti bolognese (Grandmother's recipe, but please don't tell her what it's for)
Chocolate lava cake
German chocolate cake
Raspberry cheesecake
Rhubarb pie
Fresh, warm chocolate chip cookies
Large chocolate-peanut butter malt
One pot of strong black coffee
One gallon cold water
One gallon chocolate milk
20 oz Dr. Pepper
20 oz Coca-Cola Classic
One bag of pistachios
One toothpick
Cigar
Match
Handkerchief

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