This is my daughter, Jocelayne. She's ranked in the top half of the top ten percent of the top half of all students the St. Vicarious School for Little Ladies. She gets her hair from my side of the family, once a year after report cards.
This is my son, Dollar Bill, which is short for Dollar William. If we want to go extra short we call him Penny and put him in a nice, short wig.
This is my dog, Brutus. Well, it was my dog Brutus. BRUTUS! ... Yep, was.
These are my fish. The trick is to keep a few slices of lemon in the tank, then it acts as an extra long marinade.
This is my ex. He still lives here and we're still married, but calling each other exes makes it so much hotter, don't you think?
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