Tuesday, August 4, 2015

10 Things Your Stepmother Says

1. Go ahead, call me Mom!

2. Feel free! Do whatever you want.

3. I'll get it/I'll drive/I'll wash it/Forget about me.

4. Why the long face?

5. Your dad and I always.../Well, my kids and I...

6. Did your mother bring you up to do that?

7. Your room is a pigsty.

8. What's the matter, never heard of thank you

9. We're not made out of money, you know.

10. It's them or me.

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