I put on different pants so I don't have to iron that shirt.
Autism research? Mm how much...?
I feel like [opinion].
It's not that I don't support you, it's just that I desperately don't want to talk to you right now.
Just, like, it's just one of those things.
I literally can't even. I can. Not. Even.
THIS.
YOU GUYS SRSLY THO YOU GUYS?? THIS.
Half my friends have babies and half my friends are super drunk all the time and Marcy's both.
Oh my god I haven't seen you in two weeks! Whatever even happened to us?!
[with a huge smile] Will you stop being such a fucking asshole for one second? Thanks! [huge smile continues]
Like, there are times when I say literally and I mean figuratively, but this is one of those times where when I say he literally couldn't not fall over I mean he literally couldn't not fall over.
Two miles is pretty far though nowadays.
It's early yet for boys like this!
It's a mutt!
No, the pockets go on the outside.
Stunners. Stunners. Summer!
It's bus mothafuckin' tiiime!
[takes up two seats]
[complains about someone taking up two seats]
[spills drink]
My third iPhone? I think...?
Um, yeah, Marcy's a fucking slut.
I'm just gonna leave this here.
We'll save the world but be insufferable while doing it.
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